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jonbutter:

alternative to crop tops: super large shirts

menofq:

Josh Mario John Part #1

(via loorolll)

horanmyselfout:

I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe

(via xardogn)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via xardogn)

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

(Source: nowyuokno, via godzillaswife)

death-by-lulz:

well one of us is going to have to change…

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(Source: zamii070)

islek:

I should stop working out.
the-nope-train:

Please excuse me while I go laugh for a hundred years.
dinosaursinyourvagina:

Happy Easter